Nooooooooo

My mother recently downgraded from a house to an apartment. This move also downgraded the space she has to store my crap.

She is demanding that my siblings and I sort through the assorted books, games and toys from our childhood that until recently, took refuge in her attic or basement.

The most horrific thing I have come across so far: a cabbage patch kid. Not just a cabbage patch kid.

A cabbage patch kid with flaming red hair-

and a MULLET.